Finishing A School Semester Pillows

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Do your research!

Exam

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Now showing, at a University near you...

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.