Finishing A Car Repair Course T-Shirts

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

CLEAR!

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Demonic Repossession.

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

"Nap time."

Remote control car breakdown.

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Oh...that's not good."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

'Is this the small engines class?'

TV Repair 101.

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Whining SUV.

'I have fixed your car. That other whining sound is your husband checking over my bill.'

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."