Finicky Foodies Gifts

"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"There's a fly in my soup."

The Last Thanksgiving