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"I wish they would stop putting food in my hat."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"More?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

"Parrot Fish? Well THAT is going to repeat on me later..."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"There's a fly in my soup."

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

'What do you fancy? A Zargoid Fliptonian, or a Martian?'