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'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"Please mum, please!"

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

"Where do you draw the line?"

'Mom. . . not worms again!'