Foodie But Fussy Pillows

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"More?"

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"For regurgitated food, it's great, but the presentation..."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

"Please mum, please!"

'He'll eat green vegetables... but only with chocolate syrup on them.'

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

'I'm looking for the perfect coffee to pair with a toaster strudel & a banana.'

"Where do you draw the line?"