Finger Puppet Fanatic Gifts

Finger puppets in church.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

No caption (A daughter shines a light from her cellphone as her dad makes a Twitter icon shadow puppet).

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'