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"My wife is quite keen on checking the finer details before we sign anything."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Don't forget to read the small print.

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

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"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

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'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"Let me just check the brochure... No, on this model, the wheels are an optional extra."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

ACME INSURANCE COMPANY, 'Of course, the death benefits don't apply if it's the Government that kills you.'

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

"I guess you should have read the fine print on that tag before you ripped it off the mattress."

"The little one? That's for small print!"