Finding Happiness After Loss Prints

"Gregorio asked you to marry him!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Grief counselling'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"What? Too soon?"

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"Sorry, wrong room."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Oh no! You, again?"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

"It's over!"

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."