Finding Happiness After Loss Mugs

"Gregorio asked you to marry him!"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'Grief counselling'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"What? Too soon?"

"Oh no! You, again?"

"Sorry, wrong room."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Mr. Chester's diplomacy

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"It's over!"

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer