Finding Family Mugs

'It's time you knew... you were adopted.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Ultimately love would find her...

Tasty.

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

'Wow - My kind of man.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'We met online.'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

Coronovirus dreams

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

Who's your daddy?, INC. It

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

Gay adoption

'It was fate...when everyone at the party left, there was my Mr. Right!'

'I finally found Mr.Right.'

"Meet my extended family."