Finding Family Pillows

'It's time you knew... you were adopted.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Tasty.

Ultimately love would find her...

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'We met online.'

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

Coronovirus dreams

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

"Believe it or not, we met on a speed date!"

'....in fact, I don't even know why Mrs. Goldberg put us together.'

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'I finally found Mr.Right.'

'It was fate...when everyone at the party left, there was my Mr. Right!'

Gay adoption

"Meet my extended family."

Paula finally meets Mr. Wright.