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Rudy, how do you use that computer thing? The what? The thing that connects all the people together so you can waste all your time absorbed emailing and chatting and reading stupid gossip. The internet? Yes, dummy. I need to use it to see if I've got a long lost twin sister. Can you help? Sure. If you take back all the nasty things you've said about it. Impasse. Impasse. To be continued ...

You want my help searching the internet to see if we can find evidence you're got a long lost, twin sister? Okay, if you insist. I'll help you, despite your inability to graciously seek my assistance. If you insist. Ingrate. Get on with the help already, jerk!! Ha. You said the h-word.

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

At the Museum

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Changes at home

"Better luck next time, kid."

Bathroom Fairy

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

The Charge of the Kids

Toys

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

Fade to black...

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."