Discovering A Long-lost Sibling T-Shirts

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Child driving a toy car

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Bathroom Fairy

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

Windmill

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Mom, when do I get my own room?"

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'Oh, boy - stereo!'

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Boy slides down handrail.

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"So, the inevitable sequel."

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"No, William. This is your new little brother, Christopher. Not William 2.0."

"Any possibility of a puppy?"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Freak Family.

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

The Wolfman's Brother

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"She's cute, but she's eroding my power base."

'I thought I told you not to play 'foreclosure eviction' with your sister's doll house!'