Finding A Long-lost Sibling Prints

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Bathroom Fairy

Changes at home

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Toys

The Charge of the Kids

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"Go to sleep, or she'll sing it again."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

Fade to black...

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"