Financially Carefree Gifts

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Investing your savings

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Whatever!

"That's the deep end."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

"They grow up so slow."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'I got the raise!'

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

"We were just making a little ceremony of burning the mortgage."

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'