Financial Wizards Pillows

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'I thought 'good accounting practices' was just a suggestion!'

I.R.S. in god we trust - all others we audit

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'How profitable are you?'

"Sure I know what comes twelve days after Christmas. The bills."

"No, that's not our crude oil inventory, it's our cash inventory."

"They say you're a miracle worker, so I'm wondering if you could part my sea of red ink?"

"While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax-free municipal bonds?"

'Bob, I've looked over the numbers in your report, and I only have one question: Do the words 'aggressively optimistic accounting' mean anything to you?'

Toilets / Bar at accountants conference labelled debits and credits.

'I'm unable to balance my blasted check book, Ms. Wilson.'

'I'm afraid we worked it to death, sir.'

Parliament: Ball park figures beyond this point.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'I'll stay here - you nip out and up my credit rating!'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"You could reduce costs by moving back in with your folks."

"May I keep this to hang up on my wall? It's a real doozy."

"This family needs to be more responsible with our finances. A fool and his money are soon parted."

"Are you trying to tell me something, Henry?"

"I always like to let investments roll over."

"This is the amount you have to pay Casanova. This is NOT my phone number."

"Have you included the loss of my reputation?"

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Internal Revenue Service - Blessed are the Meek.

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

Please enter your taxes.

Bankers walking his piggy bank.

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

IRS, 'You have to mail us your return, Mr. Fogarty -- phoning in a pledge isn't enough.'

'I've applied Chrysler's stat approach, Crossman's function units and the Albrecht method and I still can't balance the checkbook.'

'What are you grinning about?'