Financial Strategy Wizards Pillows

Add a touch of wit to their space with a comfy pillow celebrating the financial strategist. Ideal for their office or home, blending comfort with cleverness.

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"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.'' mockup

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?' mockup

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin." mockup

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

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"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided." mockup

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

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'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!' mockup

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

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"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system." mockup

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

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'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

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"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints." mockup

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

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'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.' mockup

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

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'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.' mockup

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

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Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting. mockup

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

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"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted." mockup

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

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'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.' mockup

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial." mockup

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

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'The recession is over, again.'

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"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?" mockup

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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