Financial Whiz Struggling Gifts

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

Soaring Profits

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Dow Jones drop

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

Business News.

'Wait a minute....!

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'That's my boy...'

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.