'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'
Financial Whiz Kids Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the bright, money-smart youngsters? Our financial whiz kids collection features witty, charming products designed to inspire and amuse young financial enthusiasts. Whether they’re just learning to save or already handling allowances like pros, these gifts make smart, fun surprises that highlight their growing money-savvy skills. Explore a range of playful mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their cleverness and encourage their financial curiosity.
"What's a debenture?"
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'
A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".
Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!
"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."
"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."
'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'
'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'
Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.
Soaring Profits
"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."
Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets
'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"
Dow Jones drop
A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.
Money exchange
I want to make this company green the old fashion way...
"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."
"What comes after zillion?"
Business News.
'Hey -- No fair peeking!'
'Wait a minute....!
"Let's see now. This one goes right here."
'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'
"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"
"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."
"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."
'That's my boy...'
"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."
'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'
Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.
Financial Whiz Kids Gifts Collection
Financial Whiz Kids Mugs
Looking for more smart and funny gifts? Explore our range of products featuring financial whiz kids—great for mugs that motivate and amuse.
Financial Whiz Kids Pillows
Brighten their space with cozy pillows that celebrate their smart money moves—discover all our options now.
Financial Whiz Kids Prints
Decorate their room with inspiring prints that showcase their financial enthusiasm—browse the full collection today.
Financial Whiz Kids T-Shirts
Get dressed in humor and intelligence with our collection of t-shirts designed for young money mavens—click to find the perfect fit!