Financial Strategizer Gifts

'Sure, I had a retirement plan: Stop going to work.'

'I seem to have lost my reason for buying stocks.'

Two men talking about insurance

'My money's tired. It doesn't work for me any more.'

"Did you know that if you win, the lottery tells the IRS?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

Will work for ETFs

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'The recession is over, again.'

"I just..."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"It's going to require a great deal of money."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"It failed the stress test."

'The market shifted on me.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Davos.

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.