Financial Reflectionist T-Shirts

I miss the old days...when we worried about the deficit.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"Money is life's report card."

Economic Downturns

Money god

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

Accountant Manqué

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

World Financial Mafia

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."