Financial Planning Fan Pillows

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'I've come home on time, and within a revised budget.'

Help. If I hadn't lost everything, I'll tell you what stocks I'd buy now.

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

'I know you can't win them all, but just once I wish I could scrape together the entry fee!'

"My astrologer said my pension was fine but I just thought I'd get a second opinion."

"No, we're going to see a financial advisor, we can't be flippant about our retirement money."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Watering Money

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

I'm not making enough money to like you.