Financial News Junkies Pillows

Frank was a champion on the TV show "The Biggest Loser" --- Unfortunately it was a spinoff of the financial channel.

Home mortgages and government bailouts.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'The recession is over, again.'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Giant merger.

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

Trump returns home

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Try not to worry.

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

'Skip the comics. Let's get on to the financial page.'

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

"So, what was the first word uttered?"

"How could this happen?"