Financial News Junkies Pillows

Home mortgages and government bailouts.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'The recession is over, again.'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"And then, like an idiot, I turned to the boss and said 'Maybe the stock market isn't the only thing that's been overvalued!'"

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

Giant merger.

Trump returns home

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Try not to worry.

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

'Stocks fell on the news that whatever can go wrong, usually does go wrong.'

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

"How could this happen?"

'Skip the comics. Let's get on to the financial page.'

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