Financial Markets Maven Prints

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

'But on the bright side - at least it's not our money.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

European currency on the edge.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Made in China

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...