Markets Maven Prints

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Made in China

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Direct Marketing...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'