Digital Market Maven Prints

"Customers who bought sheep’s clothing also bought:"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Online auction.

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Made in China

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'