Commodity Market Maven Prints

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Made in China

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Time to buy.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'