Money Maven Prints

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

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'The good news is, you have money up the wazoo. The bad news is, you're constipated.'

"Amazing - from up here I can't even see the foundations that we're built on."

"Darling, who shall we leave our debts to?"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Twelve financial analysts came up with 12 different valuations for this company. All they had in common was their $500hr fee.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

"And in what denomination would you like your 'every last damn cent'?"

'And remember, son, never put in your two cents worth...'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Welcome to Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda, the investment hindsight show.'

'While fossil fuels are not renewable resources, the good news is greed and fear are.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"If you throw it to me I'll introduce you to my financial advisor."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Wall Street' street sign with cross walk light reading 'Get Real'

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'Congratulations Mr. Hendeson, your gross income has just become a totally gross income!'

"I thought you said no bonuses this year?"

"Go forth and multiply"

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Financial Advice - 'Yes, this product will make a lot of money, but not necessarily for you.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"My investment adviser told me to go for short term capital gains."

'If you want to prepare for you retirement, why don't you buy a bank like I did?'

The Buck Stops here.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

'If it weren't for the fees on my fees, I wouldn't make any money.'

'The best advice Grandpa can give you is to remember that making money is easier than keeping money.'

'Bottom line? You're not keeping up with the Dow Joneses.'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

'I'm looking for some high yield income funds to tide me over between student loans and social security.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.