Investment Maven Prints

"Stop worrying Harry, youth and enthusiasm can always be beaten by treachery and cunning."

"I told my broker I wanted him to be more aggressive, so he called me an idiot and hung up the phone."

"He's not much of a people person. He won't even invest in mutual funds."

When the going gets tough, the tough sell short.

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

R. Donham, Investment Guru - Bought before the the bust.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The day the stock market went UP.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

European currency on the edge.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'