Financial Funambulist Pillows

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

Food prices.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"That was a rumor day."

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

'Till debt do us part...'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"Goodbye cruel world."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"Sorry, the only way we can afford a 3D printer, is if it can print some bearer bonds."

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

'That's much better.'

'Serves you right, just tearing open the charge card bill and reading it like that!!'

"Well - that's enough from me, I shall now introduce our Head of Pensions..."

Masochism for stockholders.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"I hate it when he makes snow angels in his bonus."