Financial Flower Child T-Shirts

'Look, I'd love to open the account for you, but I'm afraid there's no such thing as a market for marijuana futures.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Eco Princess

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Graduate

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

'That's my boy...'

Earth Mother

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Summer wants.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"You look like you could use a hug."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Kid's today!"

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

Garden Centre

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Sun

Flower power.

City & Western.

'Bloomin Hippies!'

A hippie saying "Peace"