Flower Child Wannabe T-Shirts

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Eco Princess

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Mad about Roses!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

"You must have a green thumb."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Graduate