Flower Child Forever T-Shirts

So Close..

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Frog flirting.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Eco Princess

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Get out of my face!"

Mad about Roses!

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'That plant food really works!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Raining

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.