Financial Flower Child Gifts

'Look, I'd love to open the account for you, but I'm afraid there's no such thing as a market for marijuana futures.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Eco Princess

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Gerald was convinced his plants could understand...and dig what he was saying!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Graduate

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Earth Mother

Summer wants.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'That's my boy...'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

"You look like you could use a hug."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

If this van's a rockin'...

"He turned on, dropped out and never came back, it's 50 years since woodstock and he still thinks that's a mirror."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Kid's today!"

Sun

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Garden Centre

Flower power.

City & Western.

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.