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'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

Impressive fund manager.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

The president's men

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

The economy.

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

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