Financial Backer Gifts

"Won't say his name, sir - just claims you'll have to make a pact with either him or Mark Zuckerberg."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Great Chinese Dynasties

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A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'He's precocious.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

The Economy Discovers FFF!

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Girl holding money.

"Julie...would you cancel my 4 o'clock please...?"

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'