Big Business Backer Gifts

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

A gargoyle holds up sign saying 'I have critical market info'

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

'He's a major client.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

Pollution and money

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Welcome! We're the big box store that never forgets your face.

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

"The board have their own version of musical chairs. Except every time the music stops, they add a chair."

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

'I'm so sorry to see one of my best employees ever leaving! You've been the heart and soul of our company for so many years! We all will miss and never forget you, mister... ummhh... mister... uuu... mister...'

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

Badge - I an a tycoon

"How come all of you big business lawyers look like films stars?..."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

"Why are you worried? I told you we're too big to fail!"