Big Business Backer Gifts

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

A gargoyle holds up sign saying 'I have critical market info'

'Looks like the cable merger is concentrating too much market in one telecommunications giant.'

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

'He's a major client.'

"Son, this is the key to success - it opens the room where we keep the money."

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

Pollution and money

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Welcome! We're the big box store that never forgets your face.

"The board have their own version of musical chairs. Except every time the music stops, they add a chair."

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

'When I got in line, this was a bank. And now it's a STARBUCKS?'

Badge - I an a tycoon

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'I'm so sorry to see one of my best employees ever leaving! You've been the heart and soul of our company for so many years! We all will miss and never forget you, mister... ummhh... mister... uuu... mister...'

"How come all of you big business lawyers look like films stars?..."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"