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"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

The Great Wall of China

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Spoiler alert ..."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Tim Burton

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Cinéma Vérité

King kong 5 G.

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