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Goldilocks at Sundance.

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Tenafly International Film Festival

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"

Rashomon of West 84th Street

'Relax, Maude and watch the birdie'.

Directors Chair and Others.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Canadian film production

"I do all my own stunts"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"

'Brilliant... 'Slumlord Billionaire'!'

Punch and Judy Show.

"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

"You're free to go but next time you want to film on location here, don't tell a passenger you're here to shoot a pilot."

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

"Just a moment. What's the story purpose of your being a white male?"

'Nice graphics.'

'No individual's , or group's feelings were hurt during the making of this film...'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Auguste and Louis Lumiere

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

The case against Mike Moore.

"..And the best product placement in a film award goes to..."

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