Filmmaker Pillows

Goldilocks at Sundance.

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Tenafly International Film Festival

"We'll add the everything in afterward."

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"

Directors Chair and Others.

Federico Fellini.

Rashomon of West 84th Street

'Relax, Maude and watch the birdie'.

Canadian film production

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Marlene Dietrich

Federico Fellini.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I do all my own stunts"

Auguste and Louis Lumiere

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"It turns out that if you give 100 monkeys 100 typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"You're free to go but next time you want to film on location here, don't tell a passenger you're here to shoot a pilot."

'No individual's , or group's feelings were hurt during the making of this film...'

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'Brilliant... 'Slumlord Billionaire'!'

"I'd like to talk more, but my head is so much up my own ass right now!"

Fahrenheit 911.

'Nice graphics.'

Punch and Judy Show.

"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"

'Cut! ... let's try that again, coach. This time put some drama into it. Slam you clipboard on the floor and demand more money to refurbish the weight room.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'