Filmmaker At Heart Prints

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

The Great Wall of China

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Buster Keaton

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Jimmy Cagney.

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Spoiler alert ..."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Marilyn's Rushmore

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Tim Burton

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

Cinéma Vérité

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"