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Randy Newman.

Ennio Morricone RIP

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Star Wars Audience

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Cinemuck

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Starvation Watching

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."