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Playing doctor at Hollywood and Vine

Metoo in France

Lights Camera Action Man

Union of Placard Writers.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

Tom Hanks

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Hollywood or bust!

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Welcome to Hollywood

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."