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Playing doctor at Hollywood and Vine

Metoo in France

Lights Camera Action Man

Union of Placard Writers.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Tom Hanks

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Sid Sinatra.

Hollywood Breakup

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Lord of the Rings IV.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Hollywood or bust!

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."