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A man exits his house to a clapboard.

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you didn't make the final cut.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Entering California

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"Weinstein left Tinseltown, its hills decked with his final message to the Democrats."

'I think Lassie's trying to sell us something.'

Used to work in the subtitles business but got laid off...

Danny De Vito

Nathaniel Parker

'I've had a massive career, considering both doggy and Hollywood years.'

Quentin Tarantino

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

"And the award for the best interruption of an oscar speech goes to...The woodwinds."

William H. Macy

Harvey Weinstien - Hollywood Predator

Harvey Weinstein

"And the nominations for electrician's assistant are..."

"And the winner of the second clapper board electrician's assistant is..."

HornyWood

"And the award for best interruption of an oscar speech goes to. . . The Woodwinds."

"When they give his stalker an award for 'Best Supporting Role' I know something is wrong with this business."

"Regarding this hobby of yours...'Stuntman'..."

Ken Loach

Jennifer Shrader Lawrence

Italian film director Paolo Sorrentino

The Unbearableness of Being Inanimate

"I had to put on thirty pounds for this role."

"Is Michael Eisner O.K.? I haven't seen his name in the papers for days."

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

"First, I storyboarded it."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Cinemaplex

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."