Film Freaks Pillows

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Giant slug attacks a city

Star Wars Audience

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Cinemuck

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."