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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Giant slug attacks a city

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Star Wars Audience

"Spoiler alert."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

Blockbuster Billion Club