File Fortress Commander Gifts

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Second lifeReal life.

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

InOutYada Yada.

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Records?

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Doo inc..can and no can.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files of Doom

Referee

Hunt, Gather

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

Junk Bonds - In and Out trays.

'I think he's gone to lunch, but I can't be sure.'

'I have no intention of depending on the government for my homeland security.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

A-1 security from crime....

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Beware of everything."

Internet Security

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'