Fig Aficionado Gifts

'If Leibniz found himself struggling with notation he would often break for a biscuit. Usually a fig Newton.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Beware of the frog"

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Fearless Frog Part 12

End of Year Figs.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Ricochet

Sales

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Hanging out your shingle

"No religious nuts!"

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Way to go