Field Slip Artist Pillows

'You can't blame me for letting that one in. . .It's pretty muddy in here.'

Fly Football

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Clandestine cows.

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

'So aunt Lois I hear you've developed quite a green thumb.'

"Oi!"

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

Stretcher Header.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

Effective farming.

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

Sun for the Farmer.

Tightrope #1 Tightrope walker about to step on a banana skin

'Hello, is that Gardeners' Question Time?'

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

"Eww! A tick!"

Play Ball!

Ploughing your own furrow

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

'Fred,I know you can see a long way from up there but I don't think it is a good idea.'

'There's another wet spot over here.'